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my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:18:28 -0400

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:17:59 -0400

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

benny-the-jet-rodriguez: rrueplumet: do you hear the students cry crying through essays that they...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:17:42 -0400

benny-the-jet-rodriguez:

rrueplumet:

do you hear the students cry

crying through essays that they write

penning the musings of a pupil

doing their homework over night

on the weekend there were laughs

putting it off seemed a good plan

now im stuck here with my books

motherfucking damn

I just sang this. Out loud.

militantdelusionalist: X

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:17:37 -0400

militantdelusionalist:

X

zombles: Life lesson never pick a favourite character because they will die

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:17:30 -0400

zombles:

Life lesson

never pick a favourite character because they will die

aepicstranger: thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:15:32 -0400

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:14:45 -0400

no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:14:16 -0400

ruinscape: sometimes i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then go on with my day as usual but...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:14:05 -0400

ruinscape:

sometimes i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then go on with my day as usual

but other times i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then fantasize about him for like a week straight

magicconchshell: imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:13:55 -0400

magicconchshell:

imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour

wrath-as-lightning: smells-like-teen-spirit14: The two sides...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:13:39 -0400

wrath-as-lightning:

smells-like-teen-spirit14:

The two sides of Tumblr.

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:13:17 -0400

animalstalkinginallcaps: YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:12:52 -0400

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.

THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.

leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:11:58 -0400

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

ladylokigoddessofmischief: kneel-to-asgards-queen: {{why...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:11:45 -0400

ladylokigoddessofmischief:

kneel-to-asgards-queen:

{{why dont you just rip my heart out

shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:11:28 -0400

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:11:19 -0400

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

passerkirbius: I heartily endorse this comic. (via Maximumble -...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:55:51 -0400

passerkirbius:

I heartily endorse this comic.

(via Maximumble - #480 – Dolled)

thetasteofinkisgettingold: acid-society: memayy: The man who...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:55:26 -0400

thetasteofinkisgettingold:

acid-society:

memayy:

The man who photobombed the most iconic photo in the history of forever.

this deserves infinity reblog.

PHOTOBOMB OMFG

pizza: poo-sex: sometimes i wonder what goes through people’s heads before they create their...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:54:04 -0400

pizza:

poo-sex:

sometimes i wonder what goes through people’s heads before they create their URL

wise words from tumblr user poo-sex